Best Selling Scary Mermaid Blankets

Spooky scary feminists are here to teach you a lesson about misogyny and the patriarchy. These skull girls have fantastic pastel hairstyles and they aren't afraid to be skeletons against sexism and that they don't find your sexist jokes humerous cuz they are skella femme and proud of it.

Spooky scary feminists are here to teach you a lesson about misogyny and the patriarchy. These skull girls have fantastic pastel hairstyles and they aren't afraid to be skeletons against sexism and that they don't find your sexist jokes humerous cuz they are skella femme and proud of it.

These mermaids are out of this world! Combine your love for outer space alien martians and magical mermaids and decorate your home with this cute and nerdy, mermaid alien blanket!

Mermaids don't have an alarm clock, they get to sleep all day and swim all night. Get some beauty sleep and sleep in like a lazy, glamorous little mermaid with this cute and lazy, mermaid blanket.

Bright young women are sick of swimming in the current of a patriarchal society. They are ready to stand! Smash the patriarchy with your fins with this feminist, mermaid blanket.

If you love to cuddle and watch scary movies, this spooky skull blanket design is perfect for you! Whether you like 80s slashers, are a fan of modern horror, or get down to some classic scary stories, find someone to cuddle and be scared with in this blanket! There's nothing like cuddling with a crush and watching scary movies!

Mermaids for equality! No legs doesn't mean no rights! Smash the patriarchy with your beautiful, majestic mermaid fins! Be a mermaid princess feminist with this cozy, cuddly and glamorous mermaid blanket!

Mermaids don't cry, unless they are humans wishing they were a mermaid! Combine whimsy and art and decorate your nautical home with this funny, comic book, pop art inspired mermaid blanket!

Save the oceans, protect the magical wildlife! Show off your love of mermaids, mystical sea creatures and the ocean with this, "Protect The Wildlife" mermaid design, inspired by retro park patch designs. Perfect for loving nature, mermaids, water, the sea and the ocean.

Into social justice, feminism, equal opportunity, and mermaids?! Look no further, this bad ass social justice mermaid fights for equal oppor-tuna-ty with her fins! Show your love for equality and mermaids with this cute and feminist, mermaid blanket!

Sure, fish swim in schools, but anything's better than college! (or high school!) And Mermaids don't have homework, and they don't have to study, and they don't have to wear pants...so let everyone know your future plan with this delightfully cute mermaid blanket design.

All girls are really mermaids on the inside. The ocean is your friend especially if you have a fishy fin! With this design you can display your ocean dwelling mer-self to all the land dwellers. So grab your favorite shells, fish fins and live the mer-life with this adorable ocean themed, mermaid blanket.

Sea-Haw Cowmers! Yee-yee in the sea! This design features a mermaid riding a sea horse side saddle, she's equipped with the cowboy tassel gloves, cowboy hat, and a sassy attitude!

What's better than celebrating the magical season of Christmas? How about celebrating it with a twice as magical, mermaid christmas sweater? Show off your love for mermaids this holiday season with this cute, mermaid, christmas blanket!

Find out what's going on inside of the little mermaid with this design. This blanket features illustration of mythological sea creatures and a blue floral background in a toil pattern style. This hidden pattern juxtaposes beauty and gore. Perfect for cryptozoologist, merfolk, biology enthusiast, science nerds and fantasy nerds.

'Merica, sounds like a place where mermaids live! What's more american than a sexy sea siren? Pay homage to your love of mermaids and our great nation with this patriotic and statuesque, mermaid blanket of Lady Liberty!

Mermaids don't take selfies, they take shelfies! With their underwater shelphones! Be a glamorous, trendy princess of the sea and snap a couple cute shelfies with this funny, and glamorous, mermaid blanket!

Mythical sirens of the sea now beautifully represented in a vintage french toile style pattern.

Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

Get Naughty with this sexy sea siren in her sultry pose with her vintage, ocean and sailor inspired tattoos. This Illustrative blanket design features a sassy mermaid wearing a gorgeous flower crown and other elements of the ocean decorate the design accompanied by more pretty florals and sea shells! Release your inner sassy sea diva and act like the punk pastel mermaid you truly are!

Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

t Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

From underwater to underground, this shirt is not for the mainstream fan. Pretty-in-Punk Ariel illustration with vintage, sailor-inspired tattoos.

Haters gonna hate, but you're royalty and you don't have to put up with any of that! All you mermaid princesses can put those haters in their place with this Bitch Please I'm a Mermaid Princess design. Mermaids are real!

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Nothing captures the magic of the holiday season quite like a snow globe! Share the magic of the holidays with this cute and retro, mid-century modern mermaid holiday snow glob blanket / home decor design!

Mermaids don't need to wear pants. How could that fit that pretty fin in a pair? Share your pantless, girl power pride with this funny mermaid, I don't wear pants design!

This pretty mermaid blanket is bound to make you some nautical mermaid friends. With an illustration of two mermaids holding tridents surrounding a jolly roger, they're sure to keep the seas free of nasty pirates. This girl gang blanket is perfect for mermaids, mergangs, feminists, fans of feminism and fantasy creatures and monsters.

Mermaids are mack'n harder than you. Get kissy with this cute fresh hopeless romantic fantasy mermaid blanket!

Mermaids are mack'n harder than you. Get kissy with this cute fresh hopeless romantic fantasy mermaid blanket!